Taurean Trolley Dolly

Posts Tagged ‘overnight’

What do y’all think? If Saggo Pilot becomes a persona non grata, I guess I could always try this website dating-airways, it seems to have some success, oui? I think its a great idea for crew to have their own dating site. Its really hard to maintain even friendships at home when your flying high as your away for long periods of time. At the very least it would be great to see a friendly face in a foreign port to catch up with. Sometimes your alone in a port or the crew you’re with, are you know, fuckwits, or jusr not your type of ppls ….!

 Just back from an overnight….

Depending on the port the crew generally meet for dinner, so as always I have something packed just in case, cos sometimes you never know what city/town you will end up in!

So I get to my room, unpack and get dollied (as trolly dollies do)  up, ready to meet crew for dinner. BUT what do you know?

I packed odd shoes!

Need I say anymore….

 All of your pens have different hotel names on them

You NEVER unpack

 You can recognize pilots by the back of their heads-but not their faces

 You can tell from 20 meters away if a piece of luggage will fit in the overhead bin

 You care about the local news in a city three states away

You know at least 25 uses for air sickness bags-none of which pertain to vomit

You understand and actually use the 24-hour clock

You always point with two fingers

You know what’s on the cover of the current issues of Madison, OK! and Cosmo magazines

You stop and inspect every fire extinguisher you pass, just to make sure the “gauge is in the green”

Your thighs are covered in bruises from armrests and elbows

You refer to cities by their airport codes