Posts Tagged ‘LOVE’
YOU KNOW YOUR A FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN…
All of your pens have different hotel names on them
You NEVER unpack
You can recognize pilots by the back of their heads-but not their faces
You can tell from 20 meters away if a piece of luggage will fit in the overhead bin
You care about the local news in a city three states away
You know at least 25 uses for air sickness bags-none of which pertain to vomit
You understand and actually use the 24-hour clock
You always point with two fingers
You know what’s on the cover of the current issues of Madison, OK! and Cosmo magazines
You stop and inspect every fire extinguisher you pass, just to make sure the “gauge is in the green”
Your thighs are covered in bruises from armrests and elbows
You refer to cities by their airport codes
