Taurean Trolley Dolly

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 All of your pens have different hotel names on them

You NEVER unpack

 You can recognize pilots by the back of their heads-but not their faces

 You can tell from 20 meters away if a piece of luggage will fit in the overhead bin

 You care about the local news in a city three states away

You know at least 25 uses for air sickness bags-none of which pertain to vomit

You understand and actually use the 24-hour clock

You always point with two fingers

You know what’s on the cover of the current issues of Madison, OK! and Cosmo magazines

You stop and inspect every fire extinguisher you pass, just to make sure the “gauge is in the green”

Your thighs are covered in bruises from armrests and elbows

You refer to cities by their airport codes