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Mervis Diamonds

Being Taurean I love my food!  When I saw this on Mystic Medusa‘s website I thought this would make a fantastic dessert for all you pax out there!  Who or rather, what airline would serve these? As it costs a cool $106,794 ,who would serve them? Maybe it will space food for Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic? Maybe one day Saggo Pilot may give me one … HA!

What do y’all think? If Saggo Pilot becomes a persona non grata, I guess I could always try this website dating-airways, it seems to have some success, oui? I think its a great idea for crew to have their own dating site. Its really hard to maintain even friendships at home when your flying high as your away for long periods of time. At the very least it would be great to see a friendly face in a foreign port to catch up with. Sometimes your alone in a port or the crew you’re with, are you know, fuckwits, or jusr not your type of ppls ….!

 All of your pens have different hotel names on them

You NEVER unpack

 You can recognize pilots by the back of their heads-but not their faces

 You can tell from 20 meters away if a piece of luggage will fit in the overhead bin

 You care about the local news in a city three states away

You know at least 25 uses for air sickness bags-none of which pertain to vomit

You understand and actually use the 24-hour clock

You always point with two fingers

You know what’s on the cover of the current issues of Madison, OK! and Cosmo magazines

You stop and inspect every fire extinguisher you pass, just to make sure the “gauge is in the green”

Your thighs are covered in bruises from armrests and elbows

You refer to cities by their airport codes