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Posts Tagged ‘Flight Attendant’

Mervis Diamonds

Being Taurean I love my food!  When I saw this on Mystic Medusa‘s website I thought this would make a fantastic dessert for all you pax out there!  Who or rather, what airline would serve these? As it costs a cool $106,794 ,who would serve them? Maybe it will space food for Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic? Maybe one day Saggo Pilot may give me one … HA!

Alot of peeps want information on how to become a flight attendant so I thought I would dedicate a continuous post to it.

If any of you have tips/advice etc please leave a comment or email me ttt@taureantrolleydolly.com so i can post them on here for all to benefit.

For those aspiring flight attendants I’m in the process of starting a page of airline employment opportunities, so once again if you know of any links please forward it on to me so I cant post on there.

 All of your pens have different hotel names on them

You NEVER unpack

 You can recognize pilots by the back of their heads-but not their faces

 You can tell from 20 meters away if a piece of luggage will fit in the overhead bin

 You care about the local news in a city three states away

You know at least 25 uses for air sickness bags-none of which pertain to vomit

You understand and actually use the 24-hour clock

You always point with two fingers

You know what’s on the cover of the current issues of Madison, OK! and Cosmo magazines

You stop and inspect every fire extinguisher you pass, just to make sure the “gauge is in the green”

Your thighs are covered in bruises from armrests and elbows

You refer to cities by their airport codes

Ok, so this topic was going to have to come up sooner or later…..

SINGAPORE AIRLINES A380

A lot of pax do try to gain membership into ye olde club. However the powers that be have made it a lot harder for us mere mortals, as it’s an arrest able offence under federal law. As for cabin & tech crew, pft! ~ forget it! One only has to remember the Ralph Fiennes incident with that Qantas ‘hostie’.

Is a hankering for hanky panky in a stinky loo at 40,000 feet to gain a world exclusive membership worth the bother?

Before you ask ~ no I’m not in the mile high club, lol. Maybe MPL and I should consider it after seeing what Singapore Airlines has to offer?? Oh wonder if they would let us book it through staff travel…

www.nothingtohide.co.nz

Would this make you watch and listen??

Air New Zealand has produced a new safety demonstration for their domestic 737 services which features the flight attendants naked!

Wouldn’t catch me doing that.

Thoughts??

A thought peeps?

Would you listen more if the Flight Attendant sung the safety demo?? Or would you just end up with glazed eyes as normal…??