Posts Tagged ‘crew’
Should I, Would I, Would you?
What do y’all think? If Saggo Pilot becomes a persona non grata, I guess I could always try this website dating-airways, it seems to have some success, oui? I think its a great idea for crew to have their own dating site. Its really hard to maintain even friendships at home when your flying high as your away for long periods of time. At the very least it would be great to see a friendly face in a foreign port to catch up with. Sometimes your alone in a port or the crew you’re with, are you know, fuckwits, or jusr not your type of ppls ….!
YOU KNOW YOUR A FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN…
All of your pens have different hotel names on them
You NEVER unpack
You can recognize pilots by the back of their heads-but not their faces
You can tell from 20 meters away if a piece of luggage will fit in the overhead bin
You care about the local news in a city three states away
You know at least 25 uses for air sickness bags-none of which pertain to vomit
You understand and actually use the 24-hour clock
You always point with two fingers
You know what’s on the cover of the current issues of Madison, OK! and Cosmo magazines
You stop and inspect every fire extinguisher you pass, just to make sure the “gauge is in the green”
Your thighs are covered in bruises from armrests and elbows
You refer to cities by their airport codes
TTD Answers your questions
Q & A….
Wit and Wisdom from TTD and her crew!
Need help? Can’t decide what to pack? What is cabin etiquette?
Let me and the crew thrash out your questions ~ but where else in the galley!
Let it be known that the GALLEY is such an inspiring place ~ those walls have heard it all before!!!
Please email ttd@taureantrolley.com
Your Q & A will be posted on the blog ~anon of course!



